nachalibre:

holding hands while driving <3

nachalibre:

holding hands while driving <3

l0st1:

….Holy Shit.

l0st1:

….Holy Shit.

everets:

The only “Pokemon” ur gonna catch in tall grass is Lyme disease. Check for ticks every day.

cakejam:

when someone unfollows me

image

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

zftw:

there’s only one way i want to end this year and that’s drunk 

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

hhelenaharper:

why is this in my house

hhelenaharper:

why is this in my house

nutella:

gettin real tired of my own bullshit

la-hire-ships-it:

coolscar:

when i was in 3rd grade i was really popular and these girls decided to make a fan club for me so every day theyd follow me around at recess with these little notepads writing down everything i said so they could discuss it later

and now you’re on tumblr